Zoya would really like a waffle iron for Christmas. And she'd reeeaaally like an apartment to put it in. Make this young lady's Xmas dream come true, won't you? Can't you see her out there? Pounding the pavement eight hours a day? Clutching at straws? Being laughed at by people behind desks all day? C'mon, have a heart; buy her the waffle iron.

While the photo depicts one of larger size, the typical Zen rock garden is a small box of sand containing a few stones and a wood shovel used to push the stones and shape the sand while contemplating the potential tranquility of your universe. Zoya's had hers for years and is enlightening a few friends and relatives by giving 'em this Christmas. Hopefully they won't do what her wacky Uncle Jeb did last year and try and plant wax beans in it.