Tony's the kind of guy who likes kickin' back and kickin' ass in all of the latest and greatest games for the home video game market. So far, Tony's declared the Nintendo 64, and all of its three games, the hands-down winner. Tony would like to see a Nintendo 64 in the rec rooms of every house in America -- so I guess that would explain the garage-ful he's got.

Is there more intriguing a place than New Mexico's Area 51? Tony doesn't think so, and therefore wants for Christmas an all-access tour of the government facility which supposedly doesn't exist. Now, while I won't pretend that this is an easy order to fill, I am fairly certain that the Area 51 gift shop has good prices on t-shirts, better prices on petrified alien guano.