Scottie thinks the US Robotics Pilot organizer is just the thing to get for Christmas that's going to set his chaotic life into order. I don't know about you, but just how crazy can someone's life be when you sit at home all day watching "Tic Tac Dough" reruns, eating Bomb Pops? Or maybe Scottie just needs a really cool-looking coaster for his Big Gulps.

Speaking of cheese, Scottie loves eating it and giving it. This holiday season will be no different when Scottie sends out numerous logs of cheese (or cheese logs). If there's a finer way to say "Merry Christmas!" than a hearty hunk of cheese with a ribbon wrapped around, I've yet to see it.