Paulie's a cat who's always on the go, and, dammit, technology just can't keep up with him. That is until Paulie discovered the joys of AT&T's PocketNet cellular phone. Because of AT&T's innovative technology, it now takes Paulie less time to fumble with the battery compartment lid and misdial the Chinese take-out place. This is the thing Paulie's stuffing in stockings this Xmas.

What Paulie really wants for Christmas is to drive a New York City subway train for a few hours. Traversing the Brooklyn bridge at daybreak would be pretty cool, as would the stretch on the 2-3 line between 42nd and 72nd streets where 40-year-old trains typically reach speeds of 110 MPH. All aboard! Sorry, Paulie, but I'm taking the bus.