Davey is one of eight people in the whole wide world who actually enjoys listening to Christmas carols. Couple this fondness with the classic "A Charlie Brown Christmas" TV special and you get Davey's gift-to-give of the season: The soundtrack to, that's right, "A Charlie Brown Christmas."

And keeping with the "A Charlie Brown Christmas" vibe, Davey yearns for what Lucy did in the program: Real estate. Only the most prime chunk of residential real estate in NYC will do. Then, Davey can rent it out at three or four times its value and live like soverignity in a hovel in Queens. Move over, Trump!