It may be safe to assume that cold weather gets Beatriz down 'cause what she'd really like for Christmas is a trip to South Africa. "It's summer there now," she dreamily remarked while staring out a window down at crack dealers on the street pitching snowballs at one another. Maybe Andy could fly her there in his aeroplane.

For the holidays Beatriz would love to give someone a tour of New York City as seen in their favorite movie or television show. Think of something like eating at the "Seinfeld" diner without hearing nebbishy dweeb George Castanza at the other table whine incessantly about his pitiful love life.