Hey, kids! We've got 40 copies of Francis Dunnery's "The Way Things Are" to give away. To enter, all you have to do is tell us who the quotes below are attributed to. Sound tough? Well we've made it easy, you whiners! You'll find the quotes - and their sources - sprinkled throughout this issue of UD. Once you've found 'em all, come back here and tell us who said what.
On September 1st, we'll toss all the correct entries in a big electronic grab bag, and randomly choose 40 winners (enter as often as you like, but only one prize per customer please). In case you weren't paying attention, that means the deadline's 12:00am, August 31st! So get reading!
