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UD: Tell me about the happiest time you ever had?
You know when you ask me something like that I feel like sobbing.
UD: I said the HAPPIEST time.
I know but I don't know why. The first thing that came in to my mind when you said that was as a kid, ever since I can remember, my dad sung me to sleep every night. Every night sung me a different song, ridiculous songs like "Dream the Impossible Dream", "Hotel California".
UD: "Hotel California" as a kid?
He LOVED that song, ummh, I don't know, I have so many memories of just things like getting into bed and my dad kissing me good night and singing me these songs. No else wanted to listen to him but I loved it.I was his great audience. Those were probably the happiest memories of my life, remembering.
	UD: Yes or No, do you believe in reincarnation?
	Her metaphysical answer about parallel universes, three dimensional beings traveling through fourth dimensions and seventh senses, is too long, detailed and a little out there to be printed.
	UD: If you were to come back as an animal what kind of animal would you choose?
	Dolphins. I am really curious about dolphins, they've been around for thirty million years without evolving at all and they seem really happy about it. But I think dogs have such a cool life. I mean this is a pathetic thing to say but if you have a real good owner, you get up, eat, get massaged twenty times a day, and sleep. Eagles are pretty violent but they are really cool.
UD: What artists (music) do you admire? Who do you listen to?
Oh, everything from Billy Holiday to Black Flag, I like Trent Reznor a lot. I was a big fan of Brian Eno because he was so experimental. I love the Beatles. I like the Sex Pistols, Every Little Kid.
UD: The Wild Colonials?
Yeah, that's so weird, they are great. There is another band like them, I forgot there name...ummh?
UD: The Coors?
Yeah, that's them. I like them too.
UD: Briefs or boxers?
Oh well, I think boxers but I've seen some really cool butts in briefs. I like them both, they are fine. I mean really tight speedos on the beach really don't do anything for me.