Miss Vera's Lesson in Flirting Fundamentals
at Miss Vera's Finishing School For Boys Who Want to Be Girls
by Veronica
Vera
Ed aka Erica was making her second visit to the academy to participate in a night on the town. He was not one of our more conservative students, Ed's femmeself Erica was a hot number. Though, it is not necessary to bring any clothing with you to the academy- we will be happy to get you all frocked up- it is always fun for us to see what you have purchased on your own. Inside Erica's garment bag was a strapless black leather mini dress and matching jacket. She planned to prance down the street in bright red fetish spikes with five inch heels, the kind of pumps that have four straps that buckle at the ankle for that bound for glory look.
Both myself and Miss Mishelle, one of our super talented deans of cosmetology, (soon to be seen in To Wong Foo...) were impressed with the degree of effort that Ed had put into the creation of Erica prior to arrival. All unwanted body hair had been removed. Erica's leg's were smooth and baby soft. She had knees that were meant to be nibbled. Her high tight buns needed no additional padding, for she had quite enough round firm flesh to fill out that mini skirt.
I discussed with Erica her goals for the latter part of the class, our field trip to Edelweiss, a bar frequented by crossdressers of all persuasions and their admirers. Erica was quite clear. She wanted to try her hand at picking up a man. It was to be a course in flirting fundamentals, but not before we covered some essential basics: make-up application, walking and posing.
Our goal at the academy is to help you to be independent. Tonight, I would be accompanying Erica to the club, but on those nights when she hoped to go out on her own, it was important that she feel extremely self-confident. Knowing how to do your own make-up is an important first step. Miss Mishell transformed her, explaining how to camouflage and color and highlight and contour, while we videotaped the procedure so that Erica could practice at home. Erica had helped by cleaning up her eyebrows, so Mishell was able to finish them off so she looked like a movie star. All of our cosmetology deans agree on the importance of beautifully groomed brows. The wig Erica brought was a long haired afro ala Diana Ross. Erica had an adorable little nose that Mishell thought it best to show off, so she pinned some of those flowing locks atop Erica's head. It gave her a more feminine real girl look that was very appealing.
Then Miss Dana, our dean of high heels, took charge and taught Erica the finer points of spikes. We decided that Erica's fetish pumps were fine for sitting or posing with legs in the air, but these shoes were really not the best for walking. They were so high that Erica was forced to bend her knees (a big no-no) and walk in an awkward manner. All of us, even Erica agreed that a pair of 4" high black pumps with red trim from the academy closet were a better choice because Erica could walk much more beautifully, and make a fast get away if need be. Even in this enlightened city of "live and let live", a girl needs always to be fast on her feet. We had toned down Erica's outward appearance but she looked so good, and so much more real that the feelings that raced inside her were definitely on full blast.
Miss Dana explained about the importance of keeping your legs together, whether sitting or standing. It can be very exciting to think of yourself as a slut, but a successful slut always know what she is doing. You must learn how to sit and move like a lady, then if you choose to do otherwise, you make the choice from a place of mystery and power, not because you are a clod. Those provocative qualities of mystery and power are what we call "allure."
Erica had become an enticing package. It was important that we prepare her for any eventuality in the sex department. In her purse, right along with her compact and lipstick was a safer sex kit that contained: lubricated and non-lubricated condoms, the latter in mint flavor, a small tube of lube and latex gloves (my personal favorite play toys). Before we left, I made sure that she knew how to use each item and why. Erica was a virgin, but she might not be for long.
"Remember, Erica, your number one beauty asset is your smile." I advised. "When you want to attract an admirer, just flash a beautiful smile and if he is interested, he will follow through.
A big difference between men and women is that women are much better listeners. Sometimes when a student is transformed s/he tends to talk too much. Men seem to think they always have to perform, even if it is in conversation. So even the transformed student or faux femme will go on and on with "me, me, me, me..." The most captivating girls know that if you let a person talk about himself, he will think you are brilliant. Don't let him bore, you, however. I think you can feel a conversation in almost a physical sense. It's like a game of tennis, if the conversational ball moves back and forth, no one feels tired. A good opener is to ask a person how his or her day has been up until that point. Or where he was just before he arrived. Or what was his or her most recent sexual experience. (Only kidding, girls!). Erica took it all down in her tiny purse sized notebook, a required school supply at Miss Vera's.
I was not sure what we would find at the night club. I told Erica honestly that the girls who hang out there, particularly the transsexual working girls were quite flamboyant, but often the men are more socially inept. However, we were just happy to be out and looking gorgeous. Erica, like a good girl scout, was prepared.
I dressed in a more butch role, a pair of tight black leggings, high heeled sandals and a black tuxedo cut jacket. Not five minutes after we perched ourselves provocatively on two bar stools and ordered coctails, a very handsome young man stepped over and began chatting us up. His name was David and he looked like a young Robert Redford, but with brown hair. Since we were at this particular club, he was quite aware that Erica was a girl with something extra - though her voice was really very good, she still needed a few lessons, and she was quite a tall femme fatale. David seemed quite intrigued. I had told Erica that sometimes the men who frequent crossdressing clubs are into dressing up themselves. So she put it to David point blank. Would he like to try it? David wasn't sure. He had a beautiful complexion and long eye brows and lashes but a full boy's jaw, big feet and big hands. I thought he looked just fine the way he was, but he was clearly up for any adventure. Erica seemed to be turning into quite the coquette with her own set of off-beat openers, for she defintely had his attention. He was very happy to be lured back to the academy. We got him out of his jockeys and into silk panties. I noticed that he was big all over. We squeezed him into a tight corset. Erica showed him how pretty she looked in hers. David was full of fun, he wasn't ready to sign up for class, but he enjoyed when Erica showed him a few more things she learned at school. Then he got down on bended knee and helped Erica into those fetish pumps. Our little Cinderfella looked quite pleased being fitted into her slippers. Her education was by no means complete (there's always more to learn) but I decided that she had scored an "A."
If you would like to apply for admission to Miss Vera's Finishing School for Boys Who Want to Be Girls, you may call us at 212 242 6449 for more information and to receive our discreetly mailed brochure and enrollment application. You shy girls, or those of you who are unable to visit our campus, can pursue your studies via our 900 line at 1-900-884-VERA. Cost of these classes is $2.99/minute. Over 18 only.
